Umault — the 17-second anti-boring B2B pitch

A B2B video agency sells itself by mocking the exact thing buyers dread — the conference-room, whiteboard, generic-chart corporate video. 17 seconds, 60 cuts a minute, a pattern-interrupt hook that names the cliché and then refuses it. A study in selling a service by dramatizing the problem.

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